At weddings, you often expect the mother of the bride to wear something that's elegant and demure. But Bulgarian designer Tonena is selling a "mother of the bride" dress on Etsy that is perfect for anyone who's looking to make a slightly… louder entrance.
The dress is described as a "sexy black gown" with an open back, black sleeves, and ostrich feathers placed by hand. It costs $2,390, which wouldn't be an issue for its target customer, whom we presume is Cruella de Vil.
Twitter user Rave Sashayed shared photos of the formalwear on Twitter on Monday, expressing awe at the fact that it was labeled as a "mother of the bride" dress, and the tweet quickly went viral.
the pure awe i experienced when i saw this was labeled a "mother of the bride" dress
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) March 12, 2019
Honestly, what mother of the bride doesn't want to upstage her own daughter at her wedding?
"DARling, did you forGET to inVITE your MOTHER????"– me in this extremely normal mother-of-the-bride dress, slamming into my daughter's wedding mid-Mendelssohn while a lightning storm rages outside. the guests gasp in terror
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) March 12, 2019
After all, clothing designers have a surprisingly limited number of options for wicked stepmothers looking to really make an entrance.
If one of you wants to buy me this dress I will wear it to your wedding and play the villainous and possibly magical mother you want your fiancé to fear and avoid from then on.
— Lee Blauersouth (@AmmoniteInk) March 12, 2019
Same goes for widows who are looking for something to match their oversized sunglasses at their billionaire husband's funeral.
I'm planning on wearing this to my billionaire husband's funeral
— Whiskey Houston (@RobCoco) March 12, 2019
And aunts who were very purposefully not invited to their niece or nephew's christening.
The great thing about this dress is, you can wear it again to literally any christening to which you weren't invited
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) March 12, 2019
It's only a shame that the dress doesn't already come with its own bottle of champagne and pearls to clutch.
I show up at your family reunion, opening a bottle of moet during the three-legged race
DARLINGS, I'm HERE, your long-lost aunt METHUNIA, come give us a kiss! Not a real one, my powder will smudge, who has a coupe glass I can use?
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) March 12, 2019
But, then, those can be bought separately.
Before you ask, yes there WILL be multiple wig changes and yes I will shout "don't you TOUCH my DIAMONDS, they're on LOAN from GEORGIO"
— Sarah Gailey (@gaileyfrey) March 12, 2019
And I think we can all agree that this is the dress Cher should have worn when she made her big entrance in Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again.
The year is 2060.
I'm 65 years old, but my skincare routine and medical technology has rendered me an elegant, ageless beauty.
A perpetual bachelorette, I arrive solo, wearing this, to my only child's wedding.
The 3 possible fathers are also present.
A scene is caused.— peamilk (@madison_alleman) March 12, 2019
Just so you know, the dress is custom-made, so the dress can be longer and the back can be closed if you're aiming for a more "conservative" look. Or, presumably, it could be embellished further if you're really going for those Maleficent vibes. And if you're looking for further proof that a woman of any age can now pull off this outfit, check out this recent study on how things are changing for women over 50.
To discover more amazing secrets about living your best life, click here to follow us on Instagram!
Diana Bruk Diana is a senior editor who writes about sex and relationships, modern dating trends, and health and wellness.Read moreRead This Next10 Things You Didn't Know about Justin Trudeau
Athlete, nerd, hopeless romantic, thespian. Yes, there’s a lot more to Canada’s Prime Minister than just politics.March 21, 2017Jon Hamm: The Best Life Interview
Jon Hamm, star of TV's Mad Men, reveals the secrets of manliness in a postmodern world.November 15, 2016Driving Tips Smart Men Know
Ten easy ways to be the safest driver on the road. April 3, 2017Men Who Set the Time: Cash Warren
The successful producer, entrepreneur and husband of Jessica Alba reveals how you, too, can live your best life.October 31, 2016Dr. Oz: The Best Life Interview
Mehmet Oz, M.D., asks the toughest question: Are you living or dying?October 23, 2016Dr. Oz's 15 Best Life Tips
October 23, 2016The One That Got Away
A single nutrient—omega-3 fatty acids—may have turned early humans into civilized man. Has stripping it from our diet given rise to cancer, diabetes, and other civilized diseases? Our correspondent investigates.February 23, 2017George Clooney Is Having Twins. Here's What Women Everywhere Are Saying About It
The legendary ladies' man who once swore off fatherhood went from zero to "Full House" very quickly—and the Internet has responded.February 10, 2017Celebrate Spring with These 15 Instagram Goddesses
Nothing heats up social media quite like sunshine.April 6, 2017Fiction: "Tranquility"
Some men find peace by searching for meaning. Others find it by abandoning the quest.October 14, 2016
